tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984929680251986412011-04-21T21:05:53.617+02:00Le perle del pirlaBrevi perle di saggezza che capi, colleghi, amici, professori e parenti riescono a dire con totale naturalezzaIl Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.comBlogger291100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-4849232767066807922008-02-26T20:05:00.000+01:002008-02-26T20:06:35.000+01:00Interrogazione sulla divina commedia: "amor, che al collo il ratto s'appende" <br />(amor, che al cor gentil ratto s'apprende)<br />Stud ITIS<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-484923276706680792?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-50660610727048223222007-12-15T18:17:00.000+01:002008-02-26T20:05:39.605+01:00"Ma prof, sto stando attento!"<br />Uno studente, ripreso dal prof...<br /><em>Renzy</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-5066061072704822322?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-29949772439957149292007-11-27T13:47:00.000+01:002007-12-12T22:57:35.486+01:00"2 chili di latte, per favore!"<br /><em>I am I</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-2994977243995714929?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-71882515988375826972007-11-27T13:45:00.000+01:002007-12-12T22:56:53.519+01:00Lo hanno incolpevolato!<br /><em>Uno studente</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-7188251598837582697?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-70561870379863307772007-10-29T08:14:00.000+01:002007-12-12T22:57:35.497+01:00"Molto sughero nel caffè" <br /><em>Traduzione di "A lot of sugar in the coffee".<br />Simo 90</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-7056187037986330777?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-61775931725012640232007-10-28T15:29:00.000+01:002007-12-12T22:57:35.503+01:00<p>Ma te lo bevi il vino?? Oppure sei <strong>anemio</strong> come tanti giovani??<br /><em>Signora anziana in palestra rivolgendosi all’istruttore<br /></em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-6177593172501264023?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-89398840130680702222007-10-25T19:04:00.000+02:002007-12-12T22:57:35.513+01:00<p>Ui mast nid de pisis, ai put mai feis<br /><em>Scritto in una mail.<br />Provate a scrivere nei commenti la versione "corretta" e il significato ;-)</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-8939884013068070222?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-62049533186586282652007-10-24T19:41:00.000+02:002007-12-12T22:57:35.520+01:00"Sentire te che fai un discorso serio è come sentire il papa che bestemmia"<br /><em>Professore di diritto<br />hl</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-6204953318658628265?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-54524729901887388282007-10-24T19:40:00.000+02:002007-12-12T22:57:35.529+01:00<p>Mi adiro veramente come un grillo!!!l’hai mai visto un grillo adirato???meglio che tu non lo veda!!!<br /><em>Professore di italiano</em><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-5452472990188738828?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-43397337365636140512007-10-24T18:56:00.000+02:002007-12-12T22:57:35.536+01:00<p>Ragazzi riprendiamo l’argomento faciuto la volta scorsa<br /><em>Professoressa di italiano<br /></em><a href="mailto:M@rco"><em>M@rco</em></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-4339733736563614051?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-4568536664877342422007-10-23T14:01:00.000+02:002007-10-24T09:15:08.616+02:00<p>I 5 continenti sono l’africa, l’america del nord, l’america del sud, l’eurasia, l’oceania<br /><em>Professoressa di geografia!</em><br /><em>exila</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-456853666487734242?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-29053113344411082242007-10-23T08:27:00.000+02:002007-10-24T09:15:08.621+02:00Si, può passare domani a prenderlo: lo stiamo dietro fando adesso!<br /><em>Responsabile di produzione al cliente<br />Pedro71</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-2905311334441108224?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-51252757036259516672007-10-22T13:54:00.000+02:002007-10-22T14:21:14.946+02:00<p>Scusatemi; <strong>sono ritardata </strong>per il traffico.<br /><em>Professoressa di italiano arrivando con 15 minuti di ritardo<br />Zero</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-5125275703625951667?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-65538267414328158162007-10-22T13:51:00.000+02:002007-10-22T13:52:23.116+02:00<p>Passiamo all’esercizio che non siete stati riusciti a farlo<br /><em>Professore<br />adt</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-6553826741432815816?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-12019611065737990562007-10-21T17:08:00.000+02:002007-10-22T14:21:14.953+02:00Prof. ore 11.00: "Francesco! Si dice arrabbiarsi, non incazzarsi!"<br />Prof. ore 12:00 "Adesso m’incazzo!"<br /><em>VictorLegend</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-1201961106573799056?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-11814704612145384652007-10-20T10:33:00.000+02:002007-10-20T10:37:27.761+02:00"Ragazze l’unica cosa che potete fare contro l’aviaria è stare lontane dagli uccelli"<br /><em>Professoressa di chimica<br />Giulia</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-1181470461214538465?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-33156008827591391852007-10-20T10:32:00.000+02:002007-10-20T10:37:27.766+02:00<p>Tu hai un’ignoranza idraulica, non capisci un TUBO!! e non ti dico cos’è l’ignoranza sessuale..."<br /><em>Professore di italiano<br />Ele</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-3315600882759139185?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-87684375897674003062007-10-20T10:29:00.000+02:002007-10-20T10:37:27.771+02:00Ogni volta che entro in questa classe mi sembra di essere in un covo di sordi dove scoreggian tutti(???) <br /><em>professore di religione<br />Ivopomello</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-8768437589767400306?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-12819312204555214382007-10-20T10:20:00.000+02:002007-10-20T10:37:27.777+02:00<p align="left">"Scusami ma non ti sento, aspetta che prendo gli occhiali"<br /><em>Il professore ad uno studente<br /></em><em>Il_Barone</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-1281931220455521438?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-44932457613688902822007-10-20T09:36:00.000+02:002007-10-21T10:09:28.545+02:00"Non avete aperto parola fino ad mò!"<br /><em>Professoressa di italiano agli alunni che chiaccherano<br />Ozzy<br /></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-4493245761368890282?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-20688088847099590812007-10-15T18:50:00.000+02:002007-10-20T10:27:31.697+02:00Oggi non mi sento tanto bene ... ho l’ernia <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">letale</span>! <br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Un conoscente parlando della sua ernia Iatale <br />Francesco</span> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-2068808884709959081?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-7290550737772025122007-10-15T18:47:00.000+02:002007-10-15T18:49:19.554+02:00Dottore mio marito tiene la prostata<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Moglie al medico del paziente</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-729055073777202512?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-27605470440026813332007-09-13T12:24:00.001+02:002007-09-13T12:25:16.712+02:00Avendomi scottato in passato permettimi che sono scettico<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Agente a cliente che chiede una modifica</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-2760547044002681333?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-66252954795243338332007-09-12T10:33:00.000+02:002007-09-12T10:36:17.945+02:00Prima di farlo dobbiamo vedere se "il lume... vale... la candela" ve lo scandisco bene perché è un concetto importante.<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Responsabile d'area in una riunione strategica</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-6625295479524333833?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-79407363394132890852007-09-12T10:19:00.000+02:002007-09-12T10:20:28.895+02:00Telefonata a un fornitore...<br />"Cindy please send... <span style="font-weight:bold;">I PUT MY FACE</span>"<br />Traduzione del modo di dire italiano "Ci metto la faccia"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-7940736339413289085?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-45300784711329602772007-09-12T10:16:00.000+02:002007-09-12T10:19:41.512+02:00Qualche giorno dopo...<br />"Cindy you haven't sent... <span style="font-weight:bold;">I REPUT MY FACE</span>"<br />Traduzione del modo di dire italiano "Ci ho rimesso la faccia"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-4530078471132960277?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-38539382074578047152007-09-12T10:13:00.000+02:002007-09-12T10:15:10.979+02:00Non mi può fare questi paragoni; è come comprare una <span style="font-weight:bold;">Zavastava</span> con la carrozzeria della Ferrari!<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Fornitore</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-3853938207457804715?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-22857347870816986192007-09-12T10:11:00.000+02:002007-09-12T10:31:13.937+02:00Venditore "A furia di spennare il pollo non rimane piu' niente"<br />Cliente "Dipende dalla gallina"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-2285734787081698619?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498492968025198641.post-20727910140603022012007-09-12T10:09:00.000+02:002007-09-12T10:11:24.056+02:00Ma lei sa quante vendite non abbiamo venduto??<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Un fornitore al cliente</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498492968025198641-2072791014060302201?l=leperledelpirla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Il Santohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17841029217387916590noreply@blogger.com0